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If it ever fades, cracks, rips, or gives up, GG Tees replaces it free. Forever. If the design is ever retired, you get the full $200 in store credit instead. One shirt at a time, for the life of the person wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FINE PRINT, IN PLAIN SIGHT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLifetime means the lifetime of the person wearing it, not the lifetime of the universe, and comes with three rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne: we replace shirts that wore out, not shirts you're bored of. A photo of the damage and your order number is the whole claim process. We guarantee the shirt, not your closet, so lost and stolen are not covered. No shirt, no photo, no claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo: one replacement per 12 months. A shirt that dies faster than that isn't being worn, it's being tested, and we didn't agree to that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree: the guarantee covers a lifetime maximum of 20 shirts. That is roughly 60 years of hard wear. Nobody will ever reach it. Please don't try.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReplacements ship free, in your size at the time of the claim, because bodies change and the guarantee doesn't. If we ever retire the design, your remaining guarantee converts to $200 in store credit. 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