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CIA

CIA

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About This Design

Your deck looked promising in the builder. Now you're at the table with what C.I.A. actually stands for written across your chest. Someone will ask what it means.

Made for Magic: The Gathering players. Designed by a dad who plays when the kids finally go to sleep.

Every shirt starts as a sketch at my kitchen table, then gets printed fresh when you order it. No warehouse, no design team, just me.

Size & Fit

👕 Gildan 64000 Softstyle - crazy soft, true-to-size, pre-shrunk
♀♂ Unisex fit - designed to look great on all genders and body types
🧵 100% Combed Cotton - lightweight and durable (check the reviews)

Shipping & Returns

For US Orders:

  • Production: 2-4 business days
  • Shipping: 2-7 days

Shipping costs are calculated based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.

International Estimated Shipping: International orders may take longer if the size and color can only be sourced in the US, and rates may vary.

Customs & Duties: Almost never an issue. Most orders are printed and shipped inside your own region, so they never cross a border. See where GG Tees prints.

Address Changes: Need to update your address? Contact us at hello@ggtees.co within 24 hours of placing your order, before it ships.

Lost Orders: Check your tracking first. If something still seems wrong, reach out - but please note that we can't be responsible for orders sent to an incorrect address.

Holiday Shipping: Order early. Timelines aren't guaranteed during peak seasons.

Returns & Refunds: Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. Reach out to hello@ggtees.co and we'll make it right.

Washing Instructions

🧼 Machine wash cold with similar colors.
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬️ Tumble dry low or air dry to prevent shrinkage. This tee is "pre-shrunk" but hot water will still shrink further.

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100% Designed by Hand

Designed By a Nerdy Dad

This store is my convention booth, minus the folding table. I spent close to a decade selling art at comic cons, watching what made a person stop and drag a friend over. The designs that did that are the ones that live here.

I'm Aaron. Every design is mine, sketched between game nights after the kids are asleep. If a shirt makes your table laugh, it earned its spot.

Played something ridiculous last session? Send me the story. It might end up on a shirt.

FOR THE PLAYER WHO GETS IT

Jokes From Your Table - On a Tee

If it's happened at game night, it's on a shirt. Made by a player who's been there, made the same misplays, and laughed at the same inside jokes.

★★★★★ 400+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS

Trusted by 10,000+ Geeks

"It got me."
"Hilarious AND good quality."
"All his nerdy friends were jealous."

Happy Customers

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 511 reviews.

Customer video review of It's a Great Day

This is my favorite shirt! Love the sand color, great fit- and awesome print!

It's a Great Day

Customer video review of Nerdy Moms

I’ve seen a lot of these shirts posted on Facebook, and for my birthday I got a gift certificate to buy some! I love this shirt. It’s so fun and so true! Great fit great material will definitely be purchasing again. Nerdy Moms build character!

Nerdy Moms

Customer photo review of Don't Kill My Creatures

Love it! Bought some for the whole pod, they're so soft and fit super well. Very happy with my purchase.

Don't Kill My Creatures

Customer photo review of Trying To Kill Me

When i wore this to my d&d session my DM laughed and said she was giving it thw old college try. Lol

Trying To Kill Me

Customer photo review of Extended Warranty Mimic

Both shirts came in a timely manner. They're good quality and fit as expected. Will most likely get more shirts from them.

Extended Warranty Mimic

Customer photo review of Card Stock

Roomy shirt Great quality A+

Card Stock

Customer photo review of Just One of Those Days

All of the t-shirts we've gotten have been amazing! The customer service is incredible! I accidentally ordered the wrong size and Aaron got back to me in less than 24 hours on a holiday weekend to let me know he would correct the size on the order when he was back in the office. He then let me know once it was corrected. We have already recommended them to other friends and will continue to do so. Wonderful company and great quality shirts!

Just One of Those Days

Customer photo review of This Turn

The shirt came with the letters already looking worn and abused.

This Turn

Store owner replied: Hi Charles, Aaron here, founder of GG Tees. Good news first: your shirt isn't damaged. That cracked, worn-in lettering is the design itself, an on-purpose to give kinda a frantic look, printed the same way for everyone, and you can see the same texture on the product photos. I actually emailed you back on July 3 to sort this out and make it right, and that offer still stands: a full refund, or a swap for any design you like better. Just reply to my email and it's done. -Aaron, Founder

Customer photo review of Attack Roll

My husband enjoyed the shirt, and even better, our gaming group enjoyed the laughs.

Attack Roll

Customer photo review of Chaotic Good Dad

We love the variety of shirts offered, and the quality is great as well.

Chaotic Good Dad

Customer photo review of Attack Roll

Everyone loved it.

Attack Roll

Customer photo review of Goblins Goblins

Great quality item, love the design

Goblins Goblins

Customer photo review of You Son of a Lich

Great shirt, quality print. Get's a laugh from those in the space. Shipping was quick, overall a great experience.

You Son of a Lich

Customer photo review of Don't Kill My Creatures

I had a lovely experience purchasing from GG Tees! My boyfriend plays magic & he loves frogs, so this was the perfect gift for him.

Don't Kill My Creatures

Store owner replied: Thanks so much for sharing! I love that he loves the tee, and frogs, and I also love that somehow the frog on the tee is the exact same color as that stuffy. -Aaron

Customer photo review of Crit Fail Club

Shipping was fast and the quality is excellent.

Crit Fail Club

Customer photo review of Don't Kill My Creatures

Amazing customer service! So happy with my order, can’t wait to wear it!!

Don't Kill My Creatures

Customer photo review of I Practice Safe Decks

It's important for all to know that I practice safe decks. This tee helps with that. Great art, great joke. Love it!

I Practice Safe Decks

Customer photo review of I Hope for the Best

Got some laughs from my commander pod about this one, especially when I created 2 tapped and attacking 8/12 leviathan tokens as a trigger from attacking with my 5/7 commander and original 8/12 leviathan. Love it!

I Hope for the Best

Customer photo review of Don't Counter My Spells Hoodie

Y'know when you put something on and you have that "oh...oohhh....I like this" moment? Yea, I had that moment with this product. It's so soft, the sleeves are amazing, the pouch at the front is perfect size, it fits perfectly. I love the art style of this creator too. Basically, I love everything about it.

Don't Counter My Spells Hoodie

Customer photo review of Combo Players

Great quality fabric and absolutely love it!

Combo Players

Customer photo review of Buy More Boosters

Awesome shirt and very well made!! Highly recommend!!!

Buy More Boosters

Customer photo review of Felt Cute

Love love love my t shirt it’s so soft and well made!! Will be ordering more

Felt Cute

Customer photo review of CIA

Very original and funny designs, my husband loved his Xmas gift will definetly buy more!

CIA

Customer photo review of Roll Me Gently

My wife bought this for me and I love it

Roll Me Gently

Customer photo review of Don't Kill My Creatures

Love it so much I ordered more! Very comfy and the graphic hasn't worn away after washing, like other, less awesome brands. Highly recommend! I've gotten a few laughs from friends, although they're still killing my creatures and making me cry... Or maybe they just can't read? Now that I think of it, some of them *do play with gruul decks...hmmm.

Don't Kill My Creatures

Customer photo review of Don't Kill My Creatures

Love the design of this shirt! Medium fits me well at 160lbs and 5'4 - the unisex fit is comfortable. Very happy with my purchase.

Don't Kill My Creatures

Customer photo review of I'm an Illusionist T-Shirt

I bought this as a present for my son's 13th birthday. I showed the Facebook as to him as a bit of a laugh since he only has nine fingers. He INSTANTLY fell in love with the irony of the shirt. I've held onto the shirt for a month, it's his birthday today and he LOVES his shirt (and the other two D&D shirts I bought him). Thank you!

I'm an Illusionist T-Shirt

Store owner replied: Hi Sabrina - thank you SO much for this review. As a dad of two little ones, this really warms my heart and I'm so proud to hear it happened to be the perfect funny fit. Anything we can do to make our little ones feel confident in themselves and enjoy being who they are - that is so special to me and this really made my day. (Brings a tear to my eye for real!) Thank you again. - Aaron

Customer photo review of I'm Into Casual Decks T-Shirt

I wore it to CommandFest and got some great compliments! The fit is also great, wonderful to see the sizing on the site before buying :)

I'm Into Casual Decks T-Shirt

Customer photo review of Go Paladins T-Shirt

The shirt is exactly as shown, and features quality materials and clear printing. I’m very happy with it.

Go Paladins T-Shirt

Customer photo review of My DM Is Hotter Than Yours T-Shirt

Perfect fit and DM approved. Very comfy, and no tag to bother you. Not gonna lie, might get it in a different color because I like it that much. Lol

My DM Is Hotter Than Yours T-Shirt

Customer photo review of ADHD&D T-Shirt

I got them as gifts for my partner and he loves them! He's a big guy and T-shirts his size gets boxy, he was so pumped with how well this fit...and No boxy arms!! Will be ordering more in the future.

ADHD&D T-Shirt

Store owner replied: It's so nice to hear about the fit! Thanks for sharing!

Customer photo review of I Practice Safe Decks T-Shirt

I ordered this for my goofball of a husband in the picture. Purchasing this shirt was an excellent choice. From the quality to the quickness with which it was delivered. I will definitely be recommending GG Tees to all of my friends and family!

I Practice Safe Decks T-Shirt

Store owner replied: I really appreciate that Alyssa, and glad he likes it! Thank you so much for also telling your friends about it. We're a family business (my wife and I running the show) so word of mouth is super important. Have a great day and always practice safe decks. -Aaron, Founder of GG Tees

Customer photo review of My DM Is Hotter Than Yours T-Shirt

Excellent communication and super nice company. Shirt was good quality! Ordered again already.

My DM Is Hotter Than Yours T-Shirt

Store owner replied: Thanks for the review and for your repeat business. I'm glad we're delivering in product and support. -Aaron, Founder of GG Tees

Customer photo review of I Practice Safe Decks T-Shirt

I took this to my Pokémon locals and my opponents couldn’t help but howl at how funny this T-shirt truly is. I highly recommend this to everyone

I Practice Safe Decks T-Shirt

Store owner replied: Hi Tylee, thanks so much for the review! I used to run a comic con art booth, and I'd be able to see people's reactions to my work, in person. These days, reviews like yours are the closest I get to seeing people bust out laughing and I really appreciate that. -Aaron, Founder of GG Tees

Customer photo review of Felt Cute T-Shirt

The shirt's super comfortable and came as advertised. I adore it.

Felt Cute T-Shirt

Store owner replied: Can't ask for a better review than that. Thank you so much!

Frequently Asked Questions

When will I get my order?

Orders in the US ship for $4.79 and are delivered in about one week (6‑11 business days).

International orders may take longer if the size and color can only be sourced in the US, and rates may vary.

What about returns and refunds?

We don’t accept returns since every shirt is made on demand for each order. That said, if there’s ever an issue with the print, size, or quality, we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. Zero hassle (go check our reviews). Just email us at hello@ggtees.co with your order number and a quick note about what happened.

Is GG Tees perfect?

No. Every shirt is printed fresh when you order it, one at a time, and once in a while one comes out wrong or a package takes a bad turn.

So here is what we promise instead. Every order carries a 30 day 100% satisfaction guarantee. If your order arrives damaged, wrong, or never arrives at all, email hello@ggtees.co with your order number and a quick note, and we replace it or refund you. Nothing to ship back, no runaround.

That is what makes this a safe gift to buy. If it lands wrong, we sort it out with the person who ordered it.

10,000+ orders shipped. 4.8 stars from verified buyers. We do not get it right every single time. We do always make it right.

Does using the size chart reduce waste?

YES! We're tired of throw away "fast fashion."

Our size chart is designed to let you select the perfect size the first time, reducing waste in a number of ways

  • Less emissions on shipping
  • Less waste in landfills
  • Less energy and materials used to produce multiple unneeded tees

How do I keep my tees looking great?

🧼 Machine wash cold with similar colors.
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬️ Tumble dry low or air dry to prevent shrinkage. This tee is "pre-shrunk" but hot water will still shrink further.

What is MagiKids?

MagiKids is a non-profit that gets real Magic: The Gathering play kits into schools across the country, so kids can learn through play. GG Tees supports MagiKids.

Learn more

Is this product EU certified?

Absolutely. This is the GPSR information.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean