A Magic player's most defensible lie. You know the deck you don't own yet is the one, and this shirt proves you've thought it through.
Made for Magic: The Gathering players. Designed by a dad who plays when the kids finally go to sleep.
Cut three inches longer than a regular tee, in sizes LT through 4XLT, so it stays tucked and covers the belt.
LT
XLT
2XLT
3XLT
4XLT
Width, in
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
Length, in
33.00
34.00
36.00
37.00
38.00
Across shoulders, in
21.25
23.25
25.25
27.25
29.25
Every shirt starts as a sketch at my kitchen table, then gets printed fresh when you order it. No warehouse, no design team, just me.
Size & Fit
👕 Hanes Tall Beefy-T® 518T - heavyweight cotton, roomy full cut, tear-away label (no scratchy neck tag)
📏 Three inches longer than a regular tee - sizes LT through 4XLT, so it stays tucked and covers the belt
🧵 100% cotton, 6.1 oz - thick, opaque and built to outlast a thin tee (check the reviews)
Shipping & Returns
For US Orders:
Production: 2-4 business days
Shipping: 2-7 days
Shipping costs are calculated based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.
International Estimated Shipping: International orders may take longer if the size and color can only be sourced in the US, and rates may vary.
Customs & Duties: Almost never an issue. Most orders are printed and shipped inside your own region, so they never cross a border. See where GG Tees prints.
Address Changes: Need to update your address? Contact us at hello@ggtees.co within 24 hours of placing your order, before it ships.
Lost Orders: Check your tracking first. If something still seems wrong, reach out - but please note that we can't be responsible for orders sent to an incorrect address.
Holiday Shipping: Order early. Timelines aren't guaranteed during peak seasons.
Returns & Refunds: Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. Reach out to hello@ggtees.co and we'll make it right.
Washing Instructions
🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors. 🚫 Do not bleach. 🌬️ Tumble dry low, or air dry to be safe. 🔥 Iron or steam on low heat. Do not dry clean.
This store is my convention booth, minus the folding table. I spent close to a decade selling art at comic cons, watching what made a person stop and drag a friend over. The designs that did that are the ones that live here.
I'm Aaron. Every design is mine, sketched between game nights after the kids are asleep. If a shirt makes your table laugh, it earned its spot.
Played something ridiculous last session? Send me the story. It might end up on a shirt.
FOR THE PLAYER WHO GETS IT
Jokes From Your Table - On a Tee
If it's happened at game night, it's on a shirt. Made by a player who's been there, made the same misplays, and laughed at the same inside jokes.
★★★★★ 400+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
Trusted by 10,000+ Geeks
⭐ "It got me." ⭐ "Hilarious AND good quality." ⭐ "All his nerdy friends were jealous."
Happy Customers
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 511 reviews.
This is my favorite shirt! Love the sand color, great fit- and awesome print!
I’ve seen a lot of these shirts posted on Facebook, and for my birthday I got a gift certificate to buy some! I love this shirt. It’s so fun and so true! Great fit great material will definitely be purchasing again. Nerdy Moms build character!
All of the t-shirts we've gotten have been amazing! The customer service is incredible! I accidentally ordered the wrong size and Aaron got back to me in less than 24 hours on a holiday weekend to let me know he would correct the size on the order when he was back in the office. He then let me know once it was corrected. We have already recommended them to other friends and will continue to do so. Wonderful company and great quality shirts!
Store owner replied:
Hi Charles, Aaron here, founder of GG Tees. Good news first: your shirt isn't damaged. That cracked, worn-in lettering is the design itself, an on-purpose to give kinda a frantic look, printed the same way for everyone, and you can see the same texture on the product photos. I actually emailed you back on July 3 to sort this out and make it right, and that offer still stands: a full refund, or a swap for any design you like better. Just reply to my email and it's done. -Aaron, Founder
My husband enjoyed the shirt, and even better, our gaming group enjoyed the laughs.
Store owner replied:
Thanks so much for sharing! I love that he loves the tee, and frogs, and I also love that somehow the frog on the tee is the exact same color as that stuffy. -Aaron
Got some laughs from my commander pod about this one, especially when I created 2 tapped and attacking 8/12 leviathan tokens as a trigger from attacking with my 5/7 commander and original 8/12 leviathan. Love it!
Y'know when you put something on and you have that "oh...oohhh....I like this" moment? Yea, I had that moment with this product. It's so soft, the sleeves are amazing, the pouch at the front is perfect size, it fits perfectly. I love the art style of this creator too. Basically, I love everything about it.
Love it so much I ordered more! Very comfy and the graphic hasn't worn away after washing, like other, less awesome brands. Highly recommend!
I've gotten a few laughs from friends, although they're still killing my creatures and making me cry... Or maybe they just can't read? Now that I think of it, some of them *do play with gruul decks...hmmm.
I bought this as a present for my son's 13th birthday. I showed the Facebook as to him as a bit of a laugh since he only has nine fingers. He INSTANTLY fell in love with the irony of the shirt. I've held onto the shirt for a month, it's his birthday today and he LOVES his shirt (and the other two D&D shirts I bought him). Thank you!
Store owner replied:
Hi Sabrina - thank you SO much for this review. As a dad of two little ones, this really warms my heart and I'm so proud to hear it happened to be the perfect funny fit. Anything we can do to make our little ones feel confident in themselves and enjoy being who they are - that is so special to me and this really made my day. (Brings a tear to my eye for real!) Thank you again. - Aaron
Amazing quality. Lovely fabric, very comfy to wear. These designs are so awesome!
I got them as gifts for my partner and he loves them! He's a big guy and T-shirts his size gets boxy, he was so pumped with how well this fit...and No boxy arms!!
Will be ordering more in the future.
Store owner replied:
It's so nice to hear about the fit! Thanks for sharing!
I ordered this for my goofball of a husband in the picture. Purchasing this shirt was an excellent choice. From the quality to the quickness with which it was delivered. I will definitely be recommending GG Tees to all of my friends and family!
Store owner replied:
I really appreciate that Alyssa, and glad he likes it! Thank you so much for also telling your friends about it. We're a family business (my wife and I running the show) so word of mouth is super important. Have a great day and always practice safe decks. -Aaron, Founder of GG Tees
Excellent communication and super nice company. Shirt was good quality! Ordered again already.
Store owner replied:
Hi Tylee, thanks so much for the review! I used to run a comic con art booth, and I'd be able to see people's reactions to my work, in person. These days, reviews like yours are the closest I get to seeing people bust out laughing and I really appreciate that. -Aaron, Founder of GG Tees
The shirt's super comfortable and came as advertised. I adore it.
Orders in the US ship for $4.79 and are delivered in about one week (6‑11 business days).
International orders may take longer if the size and color can only be sourced in the US, and rates may vary.
What about returns and refunds?
We don’t accept returns since every shirt is made on demand for each order. That said, if there’s ever an issue with the print, size, or quality, we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. Zero hassle (go check our reviews). Just email us at hello@ggtees.co with your order number and a quick note about what happened.
Is GG Tees perfect?
No. Every shirt is printed fresh when you order it, one at a time, and once in a while one comes out wrong or a package takes a bad turn.
So here is what we promise instead. Every order carries a 30 day 100% satisfaction guarantee. If your order arrives damaged, wrong, or never arrives at all, email hello@ggtees.co with your order number and a quick note, and we replace it or refund you. Nothing to ship back, no runaround.
That is what makes this a safe gift to buy. If it lands wrong, we sort it out with the person who ordered it.
10,000+ orders shipped. 4.8 stars from verified buyers. We do not get it right every single time. We do always make it right.
Does using the size chart reduce waste?
YES! We're tired of throw away "fast fashion."
Our size chart is designed to let you select the perfect size the first time, reducing waste in a number of ways
Less emissions on shipping
Less waste in landfills
Less energy and materials used to produce multiple unneeded tees
How do I keep my tees looking great?
🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors. 🚫 Do not bleach. 🌬️ Tumble dry low, or air dry to be safe. 🔥 Iron or steam on low heat. Do not dry clean.
What is MagiKids?
MagiKids is a non-profit that gets real Magic: The Gathering play kits into schools across the country, so kids can learn through play. GG Tees supports MagiKids.