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You Mess with the Bard

You Mess with the Bard

Color: Sand
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About This Design

The old rule says you mess with the bull, you get the horns. The bard's version involves more tooting.

Made for D&D players. We don't use AI. Everything here is designed by hand. Not by prompt.

Every shirt starts as a sketch at my kitchen table, then gets printed fresh when you order it. No warehouse, no design team, just me.

Size & Fit

👕 Gildan 64000 Softstyle - crazy soft, true-to-size, pre-shrunk
♀♂ Unisex fit - designed to look great on all genders and body types
🧵 100% Combed Cotton - lightweight and durable (check the reviews)

Shipping & Returns

For US Orders:

  • Production: 2-4 business days
  • Shipping: 2-7 days

Shipping costs are calculated based on order size, item type, and destination. Free shipping promotions may apply automatically.

International Estimated Shipping: International orders may take longer if the size and color can only be sourced in the US, and rates may vary.

Customs & Duties: Almost never an issue. Most orders are printed and shipped inside your own region, so they never cross a border. See where GG Tees prints.

Address Changes: Need to update your address? Contact us at hello@ggtees.co within 24 hours of placing your order, before it ships.

Lost Orders: Check your tracking first. If something still seems wrong, reach out - but please note that we can't be responsible for orders sent to an incorrect address.

Holiday Shipping: Order early. Timelines aren't guaranteed during peak seasons.

Returns & Refunds: Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. Reach out to hello@ggtees.co and we'll make it right.

Washing Instructions

🧼 Machine wash cold with similar colors.
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬️ Tumble dry low or air dry to prevent shrinkage. This tee is "pre-shrunk" but hot water will still shrink further.

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100% Designed by Hand

Designed By a Nerdy Dad

This store is my convention booth, minus the folding table. I spent close to a decade selling art at comic cons, watching what made a person stop and drag a friend over. The designs that did that are the ones that live here.

I'm Aaron. Every design is mine, sketched between game nights after the kids are asleep. If a shirt makes your table laugh, it earned its spot.

Played something ridiculous last session? Send me the story. It might end up on a shirt.

FOR THE PLAYER WHO GETS IT

Jokes From Your Table - On a Tee

If it's happened at game night, it's on a shirt. Made by a player who's been there, made the same misplays, and laughed at the same inside jokes.

★★★★★ 400+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS

Trusted by 10,000+ Geeks

⭐ "It got me."
⭐ "Hilarious AND good quality."
⭐ "All his nerdy friends were jealous."

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Frequently Asked Questions

When will I get my order?

Orders in the US ship for $4.79 and are delivered in about one week (6‑11 business days).

International orders may take longer if the size and color can only be sourced in the US, and rates may vary.

What about returns and refunds?

We don’t accept returns since every shirt is made on demand for each order. That said, if there’s ever an issue with the print, size, or quality, we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. Zero hassle (go check our reviews). Just email us at hello@ggtees.co with your order number and a quick note about what happened.

Is GG Tees perfect?

No. Every shirt is printed fresh when you order it, one at a time, and once in a while one comes out wrong or a package takes a bad turn.

So here is what we promise instead. Every order carries a 30 day 100% satisfaction guarantee. If your order arrives damaged, wrong, or never arrives at all, email hello@ggtees.co with your order number and a quick note, and we replace it or refund you. Nothing to ship back, no runaround.

That is what makes this a safe gift to buy. If it lands wrong, we sort it out with the person who ordered it.

10,000+ orders shipped. 4.8 stars from verified buyers. We do not get it right every single time. We do always make it right.

Does using the size chart reduce waste?

YES! We're tired of throw away "fast fashion."

Our size chart is designed to let you select the perfect size the first time, reducing waste in a number of ways

  • Less emissions on shipping
  • Less waste in landfills
  • Less energy and materials used to produce multiple unneeded tees

How do I keep my tees looking great?

🧼 Machine wash cold with similar colors.
🚫 Do not bleach.
🌬️ Tumble dry low or air dry to prevent shrinkage. This tee is "pre-shrunk" but hot water will still shrink further.

What is MagiKids?

MagiKids is a non-profit that gets real Magic: The Gathering play kits into schools across the country, so kids can learn through play. GG Tees supports MagiKids.

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Is this product EU certified?

Absolutely. This is the GPSR information.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean